May 2013
lameborghini:
if u make ur hot chocolate with water when milk is available dont associate with me
hilarydank:
If you think I am cute you can’t think anyone else is cute sorry I don’t make the rules
unfollower:
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
subspacetsundere:
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
April 2013
I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick
“I want to be like water. I want to slip through fingers, but hold up a ship.”
– Michelle Williams (via moaka)
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
spontaneousfangasm:
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
deerpong:
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
March 2013
apatheticghost:
what i learned from school
im a fucking piece of shit
everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
gllob:
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
holmecuffed:
when I was a
my father, took
the city
to see a
lordoftheinternet:
every breath you take
i’ll be watching you
